s.tunerloves

Basics

  • Location:
    LOS ANGELES , CALIFORNIA , UNITED STATES
  • I am looking for:
    Man
  • Zip Code:
    90019
  • Age:
    49
  • Height:
    5 ft. 5 in.
  • Body:
    Average
  • Ethnicity:
    White
  • Education:
    High School
  • Job:
    Consulting Services
  • Has Kids:
    No

ABOUT

Well how about a little laugh?

Teacher: What is the difference between
Call Girl, Girlfriend and Wife.??
Student: replied
Prepaid, Postpaid, Unlimited.

If you like the joke feel free to message me :)

What I am looking for

First dates should be just that...a first DATE, not a "let's hang out". That being said- let's get crazy and actually plan it over the phone.

- Go for a pedicure together and choose each others colours/designs

- Drink too much wine at a paint party and try to sell our art work on kijiji

- Board game cafe! Yipee

- Salsa lessons, dress up SUPER fancy of course.....you would have to bring a rose for my mouth though (yes yes, I know that's the tango, but I like flowers)

- Play dress up at a second hand store

- Coffee date! Use Tim Bits and coffee cups to play a tame version of "beer pong"

- Hike in the mountains, running past other hikers screaming for lives as if we had a bear hot on our tail

*** OK... in all seriousness: Cook dinner together, bottle of wine and retreat to our blanket fort we made earlier ***